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My tweets

  • Mon, 21:46: RT @vonDerpenstein: The existence of triceratops implies the existence of tricerabottoms
  • Mon, 23:14: RT @MemeVibe101: If you're an organ donor you technically drop loot when you die
  • Mon, 23:33: RT @Jacob_deNobel: Have the Monday Blues? Please enjoy this picture of Vincent Price riding the log flume at Six Flags Magic Mountain htt…
  • Tue, 00:15: RT @QuotationMarkBB: I am dying right now because my 5 year old just told me that he thinks you go to the police station to buy doughnuts
  • Tue, 03:33: Important question -- has anyone updated this metaphor (or at least produced a variant of it) for this 'crypto art' BS making the rounds yet? https://t.co/8pWX9mvS2U
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My tweets

  • Thu, 12:11: RT @IwriteOK: we've got to the "detailed guides for disabling robotic dogs" stage of our cyberpunk dystopia https://t.co/hyOijxqIdj
  • Thu, 19:49: RT @mythicfox: I don't know what's worse about Twitter rolling out terrible new features: The terrible feature itself or the sudden wailing…
  • Thu, 19:49: RT @mythicfox: By the way, you don't want an edit button. Your desire to fix a typo is not worth all of us having to put up with BobNumbers…
  • Fri, 01:53: RT @clarkvalentine: Just so I understand, the assertion is that gender is entirely a function of chromosomes and genitalia, and also this p…
  • Fri, 01:58: Almost forgot to share this. Made salmon over za'atar couscous with a creamy dill sauce and green beans. https://t.co/o8Po9GBPZW