MythicFox (mythicfox) wrote,

The nature of the $DEITY

I hear that Pat Robertson has apparently been told by God directly that this year, "the coasts of America will be lashed by storms."

It's good to know that God is going to so much trouble to keep Mr. Robertson up to date on the fact that the rest of us know that hurricanes are most likely going to be an increasing problem due to the shrinking number of pirates.
(In all seriousness, we know it's a global warming problem. But either way, this is not shocking news to anyone of normal human intelligence.)

In all honesty, I'd like to present another theory... that Pat Robertson is trying to grab headlines. You see, I know that God cannot be talking to Pat Robertson... because I have discovered that there is going to be an eighth Police Academy movie. With all of the surviving cast of the original.
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