- Mon, 00:21: RT @calamityjon: Can Dr.Hannibal Lecter balance his serial killing with his alter-ego's singing career? It's Hannibal Montannibal, this Sum…
- Mon, 01:16: *friend sees 'Check out your week on Twitter'* "I don't need to see my week on Twitter. I was there." *deletes*
- Mon, 01:20: I've decided that anyone who drinks because it's Cinco de Mayo is unknowingly celebrating my birthday.
- Mon, 04:29: Someone was sharing this on Plus and it's too good not to share further. http://t.co/OucAi2aWRv