- Sat, 14:58: Quiz time: What's the worst thing about the 17-year cicadas? (1/3)
- Sat, 14:59: A) Dodging the unholy beasts' erratic flight? B) Bug pieces littering the sidewalks? C) The never-ending buzz of their hellsong? (2/3)
- Sat, 15:00: Answer: It doesn't fucking matter! It's all horrible beyond words! (3/3)
- Sat, 20:22: Dear Twitter: When asking if I want to enable notifications, why are the only options 'Enable' or 'Maybe Later'? How about 'No Fucking Way'?
- Sat, 21:34: RT @KevinFrane: Ouiaboo (n.) - a Japanese person obsessed with French culture